Milan Lalkovic
You know this guy, right? Surely? No.
Well, why would you? He’s a 25-year old winger last on the books of Portsmouth, but he too had a decent career up until the free agent curse broke. He came through the ranks at Chelsea, later playing for Barnsley, Walsall and Pompey.
Whilst with the Saddlers he enjoyed a purple patch, bagging six goals in 47 outings for them from out wide. He was part of the Portsmouth side promoted from League Two in 2016/17 too. He’s a former Slovakian Under 21 but is currently without a club, having been at Ross County on loan before his Pompey release.