It’s that glorious time of year again – the Imptoons Yearbook is back and pre-orders are already flying out faster than Ben House chasing down a keeper.

Of course, I have great respect for Chris Wray (the slowest of the Wray brothers) and all the work he does. He’s turned the child’s pastime of colouring-in into a wonderful way to make money for the club.

I do enjoy his yearbook though, and thus far, nearly 200 copies have already been snapped up, so if you were planning to dawdle like a Bristol Rovers full-back facing Jovon Makama, think again.

Gold tier? Gone. Sold out faster than socks in the Imptoons injury ward (RIP to that one poor tendon). But fear not –

Silver and Bronze are still up for grabs, and they’re packed with more extras than a Ri9cky Gervais series.

📘 Silver Package – £25 + p&p

Includes:

• The 2024 Yearbook (obviously)
• Bonus player-signed item
• Your name printed in the book like a local legend
• A free beermat, which doubles as a coaster or collectible

👉 Grab yours here

🥉 Bronze Package – £5 + p&p

Includes:

• The Yearbook
• A free beermat

👉 Still a bargain

Miss the pre-order window and you’ll be left with crumbs – only a tiny batch will go on general sale once the season ends, and those come with no beermat. Tragic.

Last year’s effort raised over £4,500 for the club, so not only do you get laughs, nostalgia, and maybe a doodle of a gaffer in meltdown – but you’re also doing your bit for the badge.

Oh, and all pre-orders are entered into a draw to win a signed shirt. It obviously wasn’t signed by Chris, given his little injury recently, but instead, the players. Secondary legends, as fanalysis heroes like me and Chris like to call them.

🗓 Delivery Day: Thursday 29th May – enough time to clear a space on the coffee table or patch up that plasterboard you punched after Bolton away.

Whether you’re in it for the art, the archive, or just to keep the noble skill of colouring-in alive, this year’s Imptoons Yearbook is shaping up to be another belter.