Frazier Campbell

I can already hear a certain Imps social media personality penning a song for Campbell, but I wouldn’t get your hopes up. The 34-year-old has never played outside of the top two divisions, and wages alone would likely be a stumbling block.

Also, he isn’t exactly the type of striker we need (although some might say any striker would be nice right now). The former Manchester United man has 104 career goals in 446 outings and was last on the books of Huddersfield, where he scored 10 in 94.